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"The word I’d use to describe Camila is hmm I’m gonna say cutesy,like also goofy. It’s like both,like the good kind of goofy not the wierd kind. Like the cutesy kinda goofy"

”I can come to you about anything and expect the pure, honest, rare truth and I’ll always be there tell you it’ll be okay when you cry on my shoulder when you feel lonely or hurt.”







ships bc i am bored af

hauntedmuke:

what you gotta do:

  • you don’t have to follow me but i would love it if you could!! c:
  • reblog this
  • send me a question or ship me

what you’ll get:

  • ship:
  • drinking buddy:
  • best friend:
  • a nickname your ship has for you:
  • mini playlist (3 songs on shuffle!)

c:







ships ???

flannelcal:

im bored as fuck and somewhat far (but not rlly) to my next k so why not do ships lol i have no friends someone help me

rules

  • mbf me 
  • reblog this
  • ship me or ask me a question idrc

what you get

  • ship 
  • best friend
  • childhood crush
  • drinking/party buddy
  • secret fwb
  • cuddle buddy 
  • nickname your ship has for you
  • song on shuffle
  • url/10
  • icon/10 
  • am i following you? no sorry | i am now | always n 5ever






apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’







5sostrum:

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE SEEN SINCE IMSOMNIA







awwww-cute:

Banana. Bunny in a cup for scale. That is all







bustedly:

x







shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 







chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate